Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Poor mamma

My poor mamma is sickly! She has a parasite. For those of you who don't know what that is (I sure didn't at first): I looked it up in the dictionary.

Definition of PARASITE 
1: a person who exploits the hospitality of the rich and earns welcome by flatter 
2: an organism living in, with, or on another organism inparasitism 
3: something that resembles a biological parasite in dependence on something else for existence or support without making a useful or adequate return

See, this is what my mother has. Isn't it awful for her? And it makes her really sick too. Every morning she feels ill and sometimes she has to vomit (yuch!). And in the afternoons she has to take a nap because the parasite makes her so tired.

She went to see a doctor and he had the most dreadful news: this parasite is to remain in mamma's belly (where it will stuff itself and grow and grow) until roughly November 25! Only then will it come out (most likely on it's own) and mamma's ever growing belly will be able to shrink.

But mamma and daddy told me the most horrid thing: when the parasite comes out, they will not leave it in the hospital to be disposed off. They are planning to take it home with them, give it it's very own name and cuddle with it!! YIKES!!

And daddy even told me this parasite will poop and cry a lot. Why would they want to take it home? Who would volunteer to take care of a whaling pooping-machine? Crazy right?

But mamma did say I could lick the parasite and play with it in time. So it might not be so bad.

Still… I don't understand what's going on in this house. But I'll sure keep you posted!

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